You've Found the Home Doghouse of Dookie Dog!! 

DD (Dookie Dog) is a cute little guy, very friendly, likes to wag his tail a lot and do other things that dogs do.  
The problem is, DD's owner lets him do his dooty on the neighbor's lawns, shrubs, etc.
The owner isn't so dumb, after all, he doesn't want dog doo on HIS lawn, shrubs, etc.

DD the Sign, made its appearance after a friend of mine had just completed and paid for an expensive front yard landscaping job.  It was beautiful, emerald green sod, perfect shrubs, all was well with the world.  Apparently the neighbors and their dogs like it too because soon there were patches of dead grass next to the sidewalk and the shrubs looked like they had been  ____ on!  Bad news.... : ( 

My friend, not being a confrontational type, was hesitant to yell out the front door, "Get the heck off my lawn".  After all, he had to live there.  Fortunately, Dookie Dog came to the rescue.  You can't be angry at the dog but the owner is another story.  Hat pulled low over his eyes, beer can in hand, beer belly straining to be free, half smoked cigarette (where do ya think he's gonna throw the butt, you guessed it), not to mention standing on the practically sacred round symbol with the red slash through it makes this a guy you want to avoid.  (Disclaimer, don't take this personally if you drink, smoke, have a tummy, or let your dog doo it on people's lawns.  I'm sure you're probably a nice guy)  : ) 

Fortunately, most dog owners are nice folk and just need a gentle reminder.  When they see the DD Sign, thy'll probably just smile and move on.  Some people may even come to your door and ask where you got the  sign so they can keep people and dogs off THEIR lawn.  If your DD sign disapears, look around your neighborhood.  You may see DD protecting grass and bushes belonging to someone else.

Staple the sighn on a fence or on a stake like a paint paddle or ruler and put it in the ground where it can be seen. You might want a couple for two sides of your property.  Heck, buy three and send one to a friend.  They don't cost an arm and a leg.  By the way, it's painted on .030 thick styrene plastic and it's 6" tall.  It'll last a long time and it's big enough to be seen but not too big.  

Get one for $3.50 plus a buck for a an envelope and stamp...$4.50 total delivered to your door.  Send me a note through the Contact Me form at the bottom of this page and I'll get back to you.  PayPal works or a check or MO is okay too. 

Order one today, much cheaper than a $20.00 rose bush and less painful than a black eye.  ; )